petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

(via y-ifhy)

dudewrath-the-exalted: “ “ I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING ” with great value comes great responsibility ”

phobias:

phobias:

phobias:

why are cows so famous

because they’re out-standing in their field

stop unfollowing me i’m funny

(via hanninope)

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
- (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via garrdenia)

leanslimfit: “ sophisticatedsarcasm: “ this is important ” “No” is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. “No” is enough. ”
clockpurse: “ the old couple behind me laughed ”
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